I laughed thru this entire story and, for reasons too lengthy to explain, I really needed a good laugh today. My husband and I can totally relate to your smart phone woes. Just yesterday my Mom, who is 82, whipped out her new smart phone wanting to know why there was a red 1 on the screen and how do I get rid of it. Turns out it was a voicemail from a doctor's office who had dialed the wrong number. Mom was quite perplexed about why they would leave a message for someone else on her phone. And yes, I too feel fortunate and blessed.